*Goes to friends house*
others: wow, you have a really nice house!
me: what's your wifi password?
hyperbolequeen: you know what the stupidest award is perfect attendance why should you be rewarded for having a superior immune system and never catching a virus okay it’s not exactly my fault that I’m not perfect and I gotta work it where is my award for not murdering anyone all four years of high school since we’re giving out pointless awards here
juxtaposedsabotage: onkay: Fact: I’ve been...
LMAO Forget YOLO, “It’s fun to do bad things” aka IFTDBT is my new motto.
ludacrisnt: my friend found out her boyfriend was cheating on her and so they went on a date today and she just stared into space for a few seconds and then said “i had a vision” and then paused and said “it was that we weren’t in a relationship anymore” and then just stood up and walked out.