May 2011
So Kanye is invited to the Royal Wedding:
Imagine: ”Yo Kate Imma let u finish but uh Cinderella was the best princess of ALL TIME”
LOL!
April 2011
Enjoyed this movie soooo much.
Went to a midnight screening last night … and it was definitely my favourite out of the whole franchise thus far.
Just Thinkin' Out Loud: English Majors, this is for you. →
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I came up with the idea for this drinking game. My friends and I have spent entirely too much time thinking of titles. Basically, the title you choose corresponds to the alcohol you drink. For example, if I chose Romeo and Juliet I could say “Rumeo, Rumeo,” take a shot, “wherefore art thou Rumeo?” and take another shot. Dressing in Elizabethan garb couldn’t hurt.
I’m sure there will be more to come:
Tequila Mockingbird (To Kill A Mockingbird)
A Cocktail Orange (A Clockwork Orange)
Pride and Jungle Juice (Pride and Prejudice)
Huckleberry Ginn (Huckleberry Finn)
William Shakesbeer’s Rumeo and Juliet (William Shakespeare’s Romeo and Juliet)
Ale of Two Cities (Tale of Two Cities)
The Moonshine (The Moonstone)
The Last of the Mojitos (The Last of the Mohicans)
The Great Pabstby (The Great Gatsby)
Of Mice and Mead (Of Mice and Men)
The Hennessy (The Odyssey)
100 Beers of Solitude (100 Years of Solitude)
Wine and Punishment (Crime and Punishment)
The Count of Monte Cristal (The Count of Monte Cristo)
Uncle Tom Collin’s Cabin (Uncle Tom’s Cabin)
The Portrait of Dorian Greygoose (The Portrait of Dorian Gray)
Remember these moments and how you tried not to shed a tear?
When Ash left Pikachu to be with the other Pikachus?
When the Iron Giant sacrificed himself for a town that hated him?
When a hunter shot Bambi’s mother leaving him all alone?
When Scar caused Mufasa to fall to his death while Simba watched?
When Littlefoot lost his mother?
TOO TRUE TO NOT REBLOG. I SHED WATERFALLS OF TEARS AT THESE MOMENTS
Play
4:17
Nobody knows the real me. Nobody knows how many times I've sat in my room and cried, how many times I've lost hope, how many times I've been let down. Nobody knows how many times I've had to hold back the tears, how many times I've felt like I'm about to snap but don't just for the sake of others. Nobody knows the thoughts that go through my head whenever I'm sad, how horrible they truly are. Nobody knows me, and thats what I hate the most.
You don't go on Facebook for a week:
Expectations:
Reality:
…My expectations when I gave up Facebook for lent. But then I ended up logging on (for school purposes of course) … and saw like 26 very nice notifications, and ended up checking them. They were calling my name. I couldn’t resist.
Firework (Google Translate Cover)
Katy Perry
noonemanshouldhaveallthatbacon:
Google Translate singing “Firework” by Katy Perry.
I didn’t know Stephen Hawking had an album out…
omg
How to finish that last minute assignment
Amazing. Thought I’d add two more excuses of my own, if this one has run its course. I came up with them on my own, and actually went through with them. And yes, they did work.
Excuse Number Two
1. Copy the paragraphs you have already completed (if you do not have any, go on google and copy some text from there) , then paste those paragraphs over and over again on your Word Document so that it fills up the required pages for your assignment.
2. Add in a bunch of mistakes such as grammar and spelling here and there and print the paper.
3. The next day go to your teacher, show her your mistake filled paper and pleadingly say, with a shocked, sad, worried, or all of the above expressions on your face: “Miss! By accident I printed out the rough copy of my paper! I’m soo sorry! Can I bring in my good copy tomorrow?”
If you followed these instructions well, and if your teacher is a dumb one, you should have received an extra day to complete the assignment.
Excuse Number Three
1. Follow step 1 of excuse number two.
2. Instead of adding in spelling mistakes, chop out an entire paragraph from two of the pages. Print the paper.
3. The next day go to your teacher, and show her your paper that has missing text and say, with a very sad look on your face, “Miss! My printer didn’t print an entire chunk of my essay! Can I reprint it and hand it in tomorrow?!”
…Yes once again, all of these excuses worked for me. I put the pro in procrastinator.
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i'm terrible at comforting people. i'm just like..
Allll the time.
Especially now. Oh man, I suck.
